dear husband, I do not want flowers

... for Valentine's Day.

What I'd really like is for you to stay awake tonight. So we can talk to each other without children interupting every two seconds.

The money you would save by not buying flowers can go towards our cruise plans.

I'll make you a cheesecake, because I know how much you love them.

But if you have to buy flowers, these ones are perfect.

How will you spend Valentine's Day?